I do not exist.

I got a new purse and wallet for Christmas, so naturallly, I transferred everything from the old to the new and threw the old wallet away. Or so I thought. What I just recently realized is that, while I transfered a variety of retarded things (like, say, my 2 year old "Daisy Dollars" card from Delias that only has 2 punches on it), I failed to empty the secret pocket. And, oh isn't it just my luck that said secret pocket contained both my voter registration card and my SOCIAL SECURITY CARD. So basically, I threw my identity away. I do not currently exist.

Of course, upon realizing this, I went into crazy panic mode. I mean, really, wouldn't you? You just threw away the little number that runs the world; things are not looking very good right now. However, a replacement Social Security card is surprisingly easy to obtain. I think it's about the only example of good government. All you have to do is fill out a form, take it to the office and show them "proof of identity," aka. my license. Voila, new card mailed to you in 7-10 days. You need more identity/citizen proof crap to take your driver's test. I was amazed. So since I have no class on Thursday and have the day off of lab because of an Ochem quiz that evening, it looks as though I will be venturing across town to the Social Security office and putting myself back into existance. Oh happy day.