Oh. Em. Gee.

Duquesne sucks, the American Cancer Society sucks, all of humanity sucks. We wanted to have our Relay for Life in the Power Center on March 8. We're having our Relay on Apr 5 on the field.

Issue #1: The Power Center closes at 11pm. You lose, Duquesne doesn't do overnight events. We can't cohabitate! Maybe you can reserver the practice field.

Issue #2: The American Cancer Society insists³³³³³ that Relay take place overnight.

Our sensible compromise: Put Relay off til the fall when it will be warmer, we can reserve the field and run overnight.

Result: We lose. Our Relay is already "on the books" for this year. It has to be this semester. Yay, slapping together huge events in two months...