Boycotts, and now I have mine.
- Facebook: New but certainly not improved. I don't want to know that George is now friends with Joe...who I don't even know! And seeing the wall posts, that's a little strange.
- The fancy Duquesne D: Improved internet service? Nope. Better bathrooms? Also, no. What we did get new this year, however, were new chairs in Towers. Now why did we need new chairs, you ask. Because the old ones didn't have our precious fancy-smancy D carved into the back. God knows it must be on everything. Even our stop signs. -tear-
- Nickelodeon: Yeah, I know Nitza is boycotting it too, but really, Nick sucks now. Jimmy Neutron?! Pft! Any network that gives Britney Spears' sister a show just because she is Britney Spears' sister, yeah, you suck.
- Tom Cruise: What have you done to Joey?! E! had some "Where are they now?" feature on the other day about Dawson's Creek kids the other day. It made me sad. Everyone else is living a nice, NORMAL life. Joey's been brainwashed. You love Pacey, not Tom! Also, their baby, whose pictures we released today, isn't all that "beautiful, breath-taking, yadda yadda yadda" looking.
Hmm, well I guess that's it until something/someone pisses me off.


2 comments:
Hey! Zoey 101 was my replacement for sterotypical middle school drama after the loss of Lizzie McGuire (And until I started my boycott). Don't hate just cause her sister is a retard.
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